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Jim and Rachel hit rock-bottom and signed up for the monthly plan. They've never been happier!
Almost there!
Select your Shit.
I want this shit every month!
$
99
14
per month
Oh shit! We knew you were cool.
And remember, cancel anytime.
Sign me up for a year, bro.
99
$
9
per month
Good shit! Great decision.
Money well spent.
Send me shit for 70 years.
$
5999
Holy shit. Are you sure?
Even we think this is stupid.
Each box of shit gets you:
✓ An "amazing" assortment of items
✓ A handwritten note from our CEO
✓ $0.01 donated to charity
✓ A chance to win our monthly prize
✓ An extra special surprise
x Bragging rights
x Laid
✓ Buyer's Remorse
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