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What does each box get me?
✓ 5 - 10 shitty/awesome items
✓ A handwritten note from the CEO
✓ $0.01 donated to charity
✓ Finally some excitement in your life
x Bragging rights
x Laid
✓ Buyer's remorse
Imagine the delight!
As more and more boxes arrive at the front door.
"I don't remember ordering this shit!"
Oh, but you did... or someone did :-)
Perfect for the whole family!
Everyone -- Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, your brother Jim, Cousin Betsy, and your friend Sean from back home -- will freakin love this shit.
But don't just take our word for it!
100% worth It.
Hey man. This has been a tough year -- especially for you. Treat yourself!
You deserve this!
"Sorry, I'm just not ready"
It's ok. You can't even commit to your current relationship. How can we expect you to buy our tiny box of shit?
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