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At last, the gift you've been searching for.

1-month
trial
99
$
32 
3-month
trial
 
99
$
34 
50-year
trial
$
5999

Perfect for the whole family!

3 easy ways to share the magic of Shit Direct. 

Trials are pre-paid and do not renew.

The Plan:

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Enroll a friend.

Send 'em shit.

Keep sending shit.

Oh, you thought 1 box was funny? Wait until you get 600 of them.

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Perfect for the whole family!

This holiday season, don't just sign your friends up. That's selfish, bro.

 

Via extensive research, we've discovered Shit Direct makes the perfect gift for mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, your brother Jim, cousin Betsy, Uncle Don, and Aunt Susan.

FAQ's

Will my
trial renew?

No. (Bro, can you read? We already explained this.) Trials do not renew. 

Nope, you cannot. Trials are pre-paid. 

Can I cancel halfway through?

Shit Direct is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get! 

What will they get?

When's a good time to send this?

Funerals, weddings, birthdays, and divorces are all appropriate for Shit Direct.

Perfect for the whole family!

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Bro - just buy shit already.

1-month
trial
99
$
32 
3-month
trial
 
99
$
34 
50-year
trial
$
5999

✓ Enrage your friends. 

✓ Send them dumb shit.

✓ $0.01 donated in your honor.

✓ Support the US economy.

x  Cement your friendship.

x  Get laid.

Still can't commit?

You probably don't have any friends.

The least you can do is sign up for our newsletter:

Wait, I've changed my mind!

Sign me up  |  Gift to a friend 

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