Sign me up!

$19.99 / month

for your 1st box, then just
$19.99/mo until you cancel our ass.

Let's do this

No shitty contracts | Cancel anytime

What does each box get me?

✓ 5-10 unique items

✓ A handwritten note from the CEO

✓ $0.01 donated to charity

✓ Finally some excitement in your life

✓ A chance at our monthly prize

x Bragging rights

x Laid

✓ Buyer's remorse

Look, you really should sign up. Don't you want to help the US economy? Don't you want to discover the cool shit hiding inside these boxes?

It's ok. You can't even commit to your current relationship. How can we expect you to sign up for this tiny box of shit?

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[Cue random thoughts]

"Heh, this shit's kinda funny. I wonder what they're selling?"

"I mean, they said I could get anything. ANYTHING? What if they send me a new car?"

"No, a car's too big to fit in a box. Maybe razors? I bet it's razors."

"Actually, I don't need razors. You know what I do need though? A little adventure in my life. Am I bored enough to actually order this shit?"