Troll your friends with random shit each & every month, or join the club and experience the magic for yourself.
How it Works
1) Select Your Shit
We offer several options, but please: make our day and get the most expensive one.​ That would be like, really cool. Remember to use Dad’s credit card when you sign up!
2) Get Your Shit
Our fast, free, 10-day shipping will make it to you eventually.
3) Unbox That Shit
OMG, you finally have it! Did you win? Each month, one lucky subscriber will get something really cool, like a free trip to Italy or a $5 Arby’s gift card. Everyone else will get the usual shit.
4) Tell Your Friends
Complain about us on social media for even more prizes and special discounts.
5) Douche and Repeat
We’ll keep sending you shit every month until you remember you signed up and rush to cancel.
Kim A, 32
"Actually pretty cool! I got expensive shades in my first box."
Mike S, 26
"I signed up all my friends. Now I don't have any friends."
Betty H, 81
"I love my grandson!"
OK, the Suspense is Killing Me.
What's in Each Box?
Honestly, it could be anything! Condoms. Glitter. Pine cones. A child. A tinier box. Who knows? Who cares? (We certainly don’t.) You’ll just have to subscribe and find out.
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And remember, one lucky subscriber will win something that's actually cool! It probably won't be you.
But it could be.
Members are Raving!
Kim A, 32
"Actually pretty cool! I got expensive shades in my first box."
Mike S, 26
"I signed up all my friends. Now I don't have any friends."
Betty H, 81
"I love my grandson!"
TOP 10 FAQ's
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Is this shit for real? ​​
Yes.
What if I don’t like my box?
Tough shit.
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Are you sending actual poop?
No poop. Just stupid shit.
Can I gift this to a friend?
You sure can.
I still can’t believe this shit is real.
Believe it.
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Where are you based?
Oakland, California.
Where do you ship to?
Anywhere in America.
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You know we're still in a pandemic, right?
Laughter is the best form of medicine.
This is a really bad idea.
Sorry, that's not a question.
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This is my favorite company of all time!
Thanks man, we love you too.
Ready to take the plunge?
It's now or never... emphasis on now :-)